And while A. J. Pierzynski is a former Twin, I would also classify him as a world class cockbiter.
So as I watched the Twins-White Sox game tonight (and big-up to Kevin Slowey for his 6-hit, 5 K, complete game shutout) I just had to post a picture of AJP's newly bleached circa-1976 David Bowie platinum blonde hair.
And let me tell you, gentle reader, I thought this would be as easy as typing "pierzynski douchebag bleach" into Google blog search and posting the results. No, sir. Minutes of futile Googling ensued. Photo wires were searched. Nothing.
Fear not, gentle reader, your humble correspondent has done the leg work of exposing Pierzynki's douchey new do, firing up my MLB.tv subscription, finding the spot in the game where he actually had his helmet off, and taking a screen cap. Without further ado:
Seriously, who could root for that walking colostomy bag?
4 comments:
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I root for him just because he is an ass sometimes doesn't mean he is a bad baseball player...
Sometimes teams put you into a weird position; if I were a Lakers fan (I am not) I'd have trouble rooting for therapist Kobe Bryant. Excuse me, that should read "the rapist" Kobe Bryant. I wouldn't want to root for wife-beaters like Elijah Dukes, etc. If you're a White Sox fan, you might just want to give up baseball and take up crochet or something.
I fucking hate that douchebag he is so gay I fucking hope he chokes on a cock and MLB did robb the Twins
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